Change
Scene: My girly girl has just arrived home from work. I’m in her bed and she curls up next to me. I start to rub her back and make it down to her bum crack. (Not in the bum crack, just to the top)
Her: My coin slot!
Me: That’s really funny, because I heard a joke today about a roll of quarters.
Her: Like, “Is that a roll of quarters or are you just happy to see me?”
Me: Yep, exactly. Where should I put MY roll of quarters?
Her: In my coin slot!
And then we erupt in laughter.
Me: We should blog this.
